Titus "blob boi" Alexius (
wearingguess) wrote2024-04-18 10:40 pm
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titus alexius ⬤ magi: the labyrinth of magic
residential district ⬤ level 2
moonblessing ⬤ cordis
residential district ⬤ level 2
moonblessing ⬤ cordis

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If you are interested in a position we can conduct a quick interview, and I will have a contract written up for you. If you have decided against it, please spread the word that we are currently hiring if you know anyone that may be interested.
Thank you for your time.
-Hanzo Shimada
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[A minute or so after Titus's text, Yan Qing quite literally drops onto his balcony. Some grunting and jumping noises may have clued Titus in, but... Anyway, he is here now.]
Hup! There we go. [He takes a moment to smooth his pants.] Okay, I'm here now. Yo, Titus! Long time no see.
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...I have iced tea.
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[ Yan Qing is also clingy. ]
Iced tea! If you don't mind sharing a drink with a guy like me, I'd like that very much. But, first things first.
[ He opens his arms. Not Sinbad-style, as he's wearing a shirt for once, but he looks just as obnoxious. ]
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and then almost fucking drops the pitcher ]
A shirt?!
Are you—
Are you really Yan Qing?!
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You don't know how hard it is to find something in my size! My chest is so big, the buttons keep flying off...
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Really? Let me see.
[ having gotten a hold of himself, titus sets all the glassware down, approaches purposefully, and then—like a needy panda cub—gets to clinging. (the unexpected shirt comes in handy for this.)
when he continues talking, his voice is a little muffled, since his face is now halfway buried in yan qing's cleavage. ]
This one seems to fit all right.
Did you have it altered?
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The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
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Send it around already. Or be cursed, see what I care.
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I didn't think you had any sense of responsibility, but I suppose you're not totally hopeless.
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The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
It better count if I send it back :/!!! i don't want us cursed!!!!!!
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Do you think I need to send it to nine more people now??
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i can give you the numbers of my crewmates so it'll be easy
i thought i was saving us by sending it.. is this something selfish
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Of course it feels self-serving to pass it along to others just to save ourselves. But look at what happened to Sanguis... the entire moon suffered because the curse was allowed to take root. If we fail to stave it off by continuing to circulate this message, how many might be made to pay the price?
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why is sanguis the only one suffering?
HMMMMM
suspicious
o_O
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text ;
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new phone, who dis]I have no such thing.
Have you been drinking?
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You said you would send them my way.. I'm beginning to think you were lying.
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I did tell all the demons I know about you, but they thought you sounded like too much of a bore
Why, are you feeling lonely? Or perhaps you're turning to crystal since no one will moonlace with you...
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/excuse lack of html; phone tagging.
np np
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firialia
But you know, it's totally Yan Qing's neat and blocky handwriting. ]
Dear Titus,
You've been a very nice boy this year, so I gave you something nice!
Love,
Firi
[ It's a big illustrated book about Prismatican mythology! It also comes with an electronic version he can bring on the go. But wait, that's not all. The gift box also has a shiny red bottle of magical fluid. ]