Titus "blob boi" Alexius (
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titus alexius ⬤ magi: the labyrinth of magic
residential district ⬤ level 2
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residential district ⬤ level 2
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It's kind of hard to remember anything right now.
Because they are falling.
Don't worry! They're still at the balcony. They're just hanging from the outside part. Yes, he screamed. But only because Titus was also screaming (probably).]
Well, this is one way to hang out.
[He's dangling from the side with one hand. The other has Titus in tow. Thank you, universe and Yan Qing's stupidly strong arms.]
Titus! Whatever you do, don't let go and don't look down.
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[ having said that... he does look down. almost immediately.
wow!! they sure are high up! ]
Ah, the balcony from the apartment one level down is right there.
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[Normally he wouldn't give a heads up, but he likes Titus, so.]
Titus, I'm gonna let go. Don't panic, alright?
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Okay... yes, all right...
I just need a moment to prepare first...
[ alright alright alright.
this is gonna be totally safe and easy
so easy, so safe, it's honestly ridiculous how easy and safe
ah his hand is still super tangled up in yan qing's hair. ]
Oh, I need to... your hair...
Don't let go yet!! [ he yelled that more loudly and suddenly than he intended to. but it's not his fault!! he just panicked a little!! ]
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Aaaaah! Alright, alright, jeez! Not like we're four fingers away from certain doom.
[Where are his limbs? Where are anybody's limbs? All I know is Yan Qing is dangling from a building and it's a miracle no one's reported them yet.]
Take it easy. I've done this before, trust me. I let go, and we land on the balcony. You sure you can't cast magic like this?
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Oh!!
I thought...
I thought you were going to drop me. Onto the balcony.
[ but instead they're going to drop together!! that's... technically not much better, but it feels a lot better. ]
...No, I can't. My borg is innate, but to cast spells, I need a staff or a wand... something to channel my magoi through.
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Anyway.]
I dunno if I like where this is going.
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I... I am ready. Let go.
[ he's not actually ready but yan qing probably can't hold on forever so he's just going to Not Look and wish for the best ]
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The second he releases Titus, it is upward. He tosses Titus up in the air and lets go a moment after. The view is nice from up there, right? Yan Qing certainly seems to think so, because when Titus lands, it is in Yan Qing's arms. His feet are flat on the balcony. They're safe! And one of them is possibly traumatized, but Yan Qing doesn't seem to mind all that much. Please don't try this at home, kids. ]
Wahahahaha! That was close. Didn't think I could pull it off, but I did it!
[ It also wasn't fucking necessary but here we are. ]
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and then, before he even has time to think (and yet after days, months, years might have passed)...
he's safe in yan qing's arms. with solid ground reassuringly close by underneath them.
another instant, eternal second goes by. ]
Yan Qing...
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[ of course, he's hugging yan qing tightly enough around the neck and shoulders that dropping might not be possible anyway. he can cling even better than a baby panda. ]
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I'm not gonna drop you! Jeez.
[ Please believe in him. ]
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Shh. We're not safe yet.
[ Because... they're trespassing! ]
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titus does quiet down, but this new wrinkle does nothing to dampen his personal adrenaline high. quite the opposite, in fact. (it's thrilling!! to be sneaking around someplace they're not supposed to be!!)
if yan qing has some sort of plan of his own, titus is all in favor. just in case, though, he glances around the balcony... and catches sight of the most amazing tabletop mini fire pit thing??? omg he totally wants one, he needs to find out where they sell those.
more to the point, though, lying on the patio table next to it is a thin metal poker. it's out of his reach, so titus makes meaningful eye contact with yan qing, then jerks his head toward the poker in a gesture that means if you grab that for me, I can use it as a wand.
but then he maintains the meaningful eye contact, tilts his head toward the doors, and shrugs, in a gesture that means or we could just introduce ourselves and explain what happened. and maybe ask where they got that mini fire bowl thing. ]
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Yan Qing narrows his eyes at Titus, tilts his head and shakes in a way that says are you fucking crazy? We can't steal the mini fire bowl thing. Also I saw one at IKEA but I don't know if they have one in that size. So maybe they're lacking in the telepathy department right now, but he sees that poker. If he gets the poker for Titus, maybe Titus can magic them out of sight?
No one can see them now. Before the owner of the apartment passes by, Yan Qing rolls toward the patio table, grabs the poker and gets it to Titus in one fluid motion. Success!
That's when the door opens. ]
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they're being stealthy.
honestly, as much he's sure his downstairs neighbor is perfectly reasonable and friendly, titus would just as soon not get into a whole thing with an NPC right now. so with a swish and flick, he and yan qing are... obscured by a wall of light-refracting water vapor! and then he enchants yan qing with gravity magic and swiftly floats him up off this unknown, alien balcony and back onto the safe balcony of home. ]
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... Was Merlin ever a child...?
Anyway.]
Titus, that was really cool! I dunno a lot about magic, but a lot of mages I know take years to master what you just did. I know you do stuff like that all the time, but even my Master can't pull off spells like that, hahahaha!
[Da Vinci would often need to craft something instead. Somewhere in Chaldea, Ritsuka sneezes.]
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And what was really impressive was the way you were able to move with such acrobatic precision, even while holding me... I was thrilled!!
[ hopefully the person who may or may not be standing outside directly underneath them doesn't hear all this excited yelling and get suspicious ]
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Thanks, man. I wanna say it's 'cause of a lifetime or training, but I also just got the power of the Grail and anime on my si—
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Why are you still holding the pointy thing?
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[ but yeah, he's gotta return this shit. somewhat reluctantly, he climbs down from yan qing's arms, then goes inside to get his wand. and then he makes the poker float gracefully down through the air and back to its place next to the tabletop fire pit, where it either lands with a clatter or a weird thump (if there happened to be someone out there looking for it who it landed on instead). ]
Now all is well!
Let's go inside and shut the doors.
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[ He definitely wants to believe that sound just now was only a clatter! After urging Titus back inside the apartment, he shuts the doors. ]
That was a unexpected detour. Now where were we? Right, right, we were gonna buy some baklava...
[ That's definitely not what they were talking about. ]
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You know, we still have all this tea to drink, as well.
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[Pretending to be in deep thought, Yan Qing rubs his chin.
Then he drapes himself over Titus like a bearskin rug.]
Well, I've had enough adventures for today. Why don't we order in and relax? I'll drink aaaall the tea you got! Then we can finish what we started...
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I will place the order if you explain exactly what it is we need to "finish."
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